EMERGENCY POST

I DONT KNOW IF ANYONE HAS NOTICED, BUT SATAN IS COMING TO AMERICA VIA THEATER SCREENS BEHIND THE NAME OF HARRY POTTER!!!!

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WARNING!!!


WARNING!!!


DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN OR FRIENDS GO TO THIS!!! THEY WILL START PLAYING WITH STICKS IN THE GROVE AND WORSHIP SATAN ON SUNDAYS!!!

RC KIDS, GROSSSSSS!!!!!

ATTENTION!!!


ATTENTION!!!


I HAVE A PLAN TO STOP SATAN AND FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT:

BURN EVERY SINGLE HARRY POTTER BOOK/MOVIE/POKEMON CARDS THIS THURSDAY IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE MALCO IN OXFORD!!!

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THIS IS A CALL TO ARMS FOR ANY SOUTHERN BAPTIST PREACHER/YOUTH MINISTER/OR MOM WHOSE TOO INVOLVED - BRING THE J.G.F - JESUS, GAS, AND FIRE

HOPEFULLY THE FIRE WILL LOOK LIKE THIS

THE FIRST PERSON WE SEE DRESSED IN ROBES, WEARING GLASSES, OR HAS A BEARD IS A CRUSADER FOR SATAN AND WE WILL THROW HIM/HER/IT INTO THE FIREY FURNACE OF HARRY POTTER HELL

THEY WILL PROBABLY LOOK LIKE THIS

WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH WILL BE IN ATTENDANCE!!!

AWESOME!!!!

PASTOR JONES WILL BE BURNING QUORANS!!! J.K. ROWLING AND STEPHANIE MEYER ARE LESBIAN TERRORISTS INFILTRATING OUR YOUTH THROUGH SICK MAGICIAN/VAMPIRE/BESTIALITY/NERD/ HOMO/RACIAL MIXING RELATIONS/ROSIE O'DONNELL/ELLEN DEGENERES/MICHAEL JACKSON IDOLATRY WORSHIP WITH THEIR BOOKS

THIS IS WHAT HARRY POTTER DOES!!!!

I KNOW MY SON LOOKS LIKE RON WEASLEY, BUT IVE GOTTEN A CATHOLIC PRIEST TO EXORCISE HIS HAIR AND HE SAID ALL THE DEMONS LEFT, BUT HE STILL DOESNT HAVE A SOUL!!!

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DONT WORRY HE WAS THE LAST EXORCISM

BE THERE OR SEE YOU IN HELLLLL!!!!


LOVE,
BLAKE'S MOM


(HOW DO YOU TAKE CAPS LOCK OFFFFFFF!!!!!)


(ITS IN RED BECAUSE THAT IS THE COLOR OF HELL WHICH YOU WILL ALL BURN IN IF YOU SEE THIS MOVIE)