Beginning at the End

Usually people might say, "oh me oh my eww wee, i have never blogged b4 so now i want all my boiz and all my gurlz to hear what i got to say cuz i read dere crappy blogs so i just thought i might start"

SCREW THAT!!!

Ever watch Back to the Future?

I'm not sure I have but I'm about to take you back to the future by beginning my blog with what my last blog will be:

"After becoming the first red head president, marrying Hermione Granger (yes, I made her change her name to that, I WUZZ DA PRESIDENT), and successfully abolished uggs, I have to give all my thanks to the man that made it possible: Will Nettleton.
Yes, I know he is a convicted rapist (who knows maybe I'll be one dae too JKJKJKJK!)  but he was once an alright human being.  Humble beginnings on the ghetto streets of Tupelo he reigned slangin dope to kids like me.  I knew he looked like a 12 year old at the time, but I always knew he would look like a 12 year...always.  Needless to say he paved the paths for me: wave connection, Gay T Bro, alpine camp for future rapists, and even RUF MC.  I know he lied to people and made wave connection appear to be something that was "cool" in high school for his collegiate peers.  I know he sold his body for the Alpha Tau Omegas and made them money.  And i know his RUF farewell speech will go down in history as things that made me crap my pants.  But this is all I have to say to you Will Nettleton:

Thanks for nothing.

I grew up with phrases like "you look like will nettleton and you are almost as funny" oh so i look like a twelve year old and even though I have clown like attributes I'm not as funny?  Let me tell you something blogosphere - HATAZ GON HATE AND BALLAZ GON BALL - guess what i chose?

Blake Pruett = Will Nettleton 2.0

Firstly - Show Choir
Guess who had the solo for the opener of Wave Connection's competition show?
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_MvTuQfB68
(I told y'all he was a liar and it's not cool, but at least I was better at being gay)
 Look at him on the side wishing he could touch a microphone (pedophile)

Secondly - Gay Tee Brotherhoodship
1. I give out at least 5 high fives to my frothers a day
2. I give probably like 3 knux to my frothers a day
3. I love and respect all of my frothers a day
4. I haze at least 1 goats with my frothers a day
5. I hate GDI's like 3 times with my frothers a day

Top that.

Threely - Alpine Camp for Future Rapists

I know you, the Will Nettleton, were head conselour, BUT
I'm not a rapist...yet.

Fourly- RUF MC

As noted before, I defecated in my pants during your farewell speech...hoo rah
but riddle me this, who has a chick on stage with them?

I have no permission to use this picture, judge me accordingly

BOO-YAH!!!!
(she definitely chose to be up there just because of me)










Ok, so i think i have proven my point...I am Will Nettleton.
I am sorry to say that I will never blog again just in case I follow in the footsteps of my once predecessor and become a rapist

Love and Respect to All of my Frothers,
Will Nettleton 2.0"

Disclaimer - I have never been to the future